All the gay shit i ever did

This can in and of itself be gay: sometimes the males trick other males into mating with them to steal their body heat. One time I cried while listening to the Fun Home soundtrack and assembling Ikea furniture, and that was pretty gay.

Do I give a fuck? LGBTQ+ People Are Sharing The Aha Moment When They Realized They Weren't Straight, And They're All So Relatable "Brendan Urie. I love this so much that it almost makes me want to go be gay in the wilderness, even though I know my gayness is best suited inside four walls.

Now I am a lesbian snake queen with a sledgehammer. Then, I fell in the bog. Is there a difference? Gay: Brought 1 pound of raisins for a four-day backpacking trip. I love this whole article so much! Like all cool people, Allie loves the thrill of buying a good scented candle.

15 Straight Guys Confess

This is the extent of my tracking skills; Bear Grylls, I am not. The one with the horns. For me personally, I made out with another guy, and one of the guys kissed my dick. It is full of sweeping generalizations about what is gay; they are all true, so do not trouble me with questions like.

Gayer: Accidentally used electrolyte replacement therapy drink powder instead of corn meal to coat the trout I was cooking.

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I don’t need to explain.". But I guess having sex with my ex-girlfriend on a camping trip counts too? Hahaha perfect. Now I have two reasons why I don't hang out in gay bars. Holy shit, that's cheap beer night??

Nice try. The gayest thing I did growing up when I was about was not only convincing my friends that we needed to practice kissing each other at sleepovers "for the boys sake", but somehow showing my friends to hump pillows and we all did it together in my bedroom.

Thanks to this weird obsession that is absolutely not worth unpacking or examining at all on a deeper level, I now know that it is a lesbian power move to ruin a weenie roast by talking about all the people who have died on K2. Honestly, this feels less gay than most of the other things on this list, but it feels like it should be in here anyway.

One time I hit a rock with a sledgehammer for geology purposes, not just like… for fun and a bunch of snakes fell out from behind the rock and I commanded them to flee and they did! When was the last time you saw a straight person in a bog?

Allie is a writer and comedian living in Chicago. The girls wanted to see how far us guys would go so they kept daring us to do shit like make out, touch each other’s dicks, etc. Below is a brief list of the gayest things I’ve ever done in the outdoors.

One time I stepped on what I thought was the ground, but it was a bog. Isabella, first of your name, Queen of the Potatoes, I believe you are exactly correct, and also I will only ever address you by your complete name, which is entirely awesome.

Signs of heterosexuals are everywhere, if you know where to look for them: a shotgun shell on the ground, a pair of Dockers in the mall, an Ernest Hemingway book on a nightstand. Also I too am weirdly obsessed with mountaineering disasters? Imo hiking is walking on a dirt path in nature for long enough that you should probably bring at minimum a water bottle and snack.

I read this comment and my body reflexively made some kind of disgusted noise it has never made before, thank you for that!